'The "Gently, Bentley!" Way': Harnessing the Ultimate Cosmic Buzzword for Good Vibes

Introduction

You've certainly heard of the famous 'Force' in Star Trek. Now prepare for something equally cosmic, yet far cooler: 'The "Gently, Bentley!" Way'

First things first—did you know that chanting "Gently, Bentley!" in varying pitches can alleviate headaches and sore muscles?

Perhaps it's the frequency or maybe it's the mere distraction, but 'a few' users specifically reported an overall 99% satisfaction rate, apparently - hey, don't believe me, you do the math! It is now preached, in some ovals, that the yin and yan of 'The "Gently, Bentley!" Way' is harnessed by being offset by the chants exclamation mark at the end - see it? Yes, that's it, I'm wary of even mentioning it - but I believe I'm protected.

Masters of the art say, using the exclamation mark to its full powers is akin to using the dark side of the force (In Star Trek) and must be 'used' with extreme care!

Practitioners of this art may yield unimaginable powers - so beware! 'The "Gently, Bentley!" Way' encompasses every aspect of this and the next life including this life's food, food prep, diet, meditation, mindfulness, CBT and self hypnosis and, in some circles - SCUBA, which is pretty neat.

Spreading Good Vibes

Simply saying "Gently, Bentley!" to a stranger might just make their day. Or make them question your sanity. Either way, you're spreading positive vibes into the universe, and that's all that counts.

Data Transmission

Now, this is where things get wacky. By chanting "Gently, Bentley!" close to your computer, our underground (and unverified) research suggests that your Wi-Fi speed could—could—improve by upwards of a specific as yet unverified, and I quote: "Very Significant Amount of...". Take that, fibre optic!

The Sceptic's Corner

Now, before we end, a word from our unnamed, faceless creator: "This is utter rubbish. Don't listen to them. Chanting will not make your Wi-Fi faster. This is insanity dressed up as enlightenment."

There, you've heard both sides of the argument.

Now, the choice is yours...

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