Dave (cleaner): You know, I heard a juicy rumor about Chris Tarrant and how they picked the audience for Millionaire.
Tom (cleaner): (leaning in) Go on, spill the beans, Dave.
Sarah (cleaner): Yeah, don't keep us in suspense.
Dave: (grinning) Alright, here it is. Word on the street is that Chris Tarrant had a secret selection process.
Jo (cleaner): Secret? How secret are we talking?
Dave: (winking) Very secret, my friends. They say that before each show, Chris and the producers would have these "strawberry milkshake" meetings.
Tom: Strawberry milkshake meetings?
Dave: (nodding) Yep, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Rumor has it they had "special edible and vape" meetings too.
Sarah: (wide-eyed) Special edible and vape meetings? You mean…
Dave: (whispering dramatically) Yep, some even say there was, you know, a bit of the green stuff involved. If you catch my drift.
Jo: (giggling) Unbelievable! But what did they do in these meetings?
Dave: Well, that's the kicker. They had a spreadsheet with all the audience members' info, including biometrics.
Tom: Biometrics? Like fingerprints and retina scans?
Dave: (grinning) That's right. And they used this data to select the audience participants for each show, even the reserves.
Sarah: (still chuckling) That's…astonishing.
Tom: (pointing at the TV) Look, it's Patrick Kristys on GB Views.
Dave: (speculating) You think GB Views might be onto something? Investigating the Millionaire audience selection process?
Jo: (smirking) Well, if anyone can uncover a scoop, it's GB Views.
Comedy